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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.05.23 17:49:00 -
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The McMorris Mutual Investment Fund
The MIF is a mutual fund that is ran by multiple investors on community-backed capital. If you'd like to become a stakeholder in this profit-making enterprise, read below:
1) Choose a bond package. 2) Send the 'deposit' specified to 'Governor McMorris' in game. 3) Wait up to 15 minutes for an automatic mail with your bond ID. 4) Make withdrawals or view your bond's status using the login on our website: http://www.mcmorris.me/wealth.php
The simple bond.
- Deposit: 75,000,000 ISK.
- Receive 7.5% monthly interest; withdraws processed bi-weekly.
The Basic+ bond.
- Deposit: 150,000,000 ISK.
- Receive 12% monthly interest; withdraws processed bi-weekly.
The Premium+ Bond
- Deposit: 300,000,000 ISK.
- Receive 15% monthly interest; withdraws processed bi-weekly.
The Financier Bond
- Deposit: 600,000,000 ISK.
- Receive 17% monthly interest; withdraws processed bi-weekly.
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.05.24 07:22:00 -
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The Greenmachine Greenmachine wrote:i like the portrait lol
Thanks!
While I'm sure quite a few of you can appreciate the funnier side, the MMIF is a very real community project that is helping players every single day. Unlike many other investment funds, we're owned mutually by our members - not the profit of one or two individuals. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.05.24 15:08:00 -
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Please stop trying to slander this genuine community fund - it's actually quite selfish behaviour.
Dozens of people have already got their investment IDs are now beginning their journey with McMorris Inc. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.05.24 15:46:00 -
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Nedly Stark wrote: McMorris where do you think this plan/thing can succeed? Hundreds have failed before you.. And someone has already linked you to sketchy isk practices as well...
Our ethical and co-operative ethos is what will allow this fund to go where many others have failed to go before. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.05.24 15:54:00 -
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Dozens of people already have accounts, so by my books - this project is already a success!
During these first few months, we're going to have to work really hard to prove all of the sceptics wrong. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.05.25 07:36:00 -
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Why are you guys trying to connect the doubling service of a random user 'Akaasha' to myself.
Hundreds of people are now benefiting from the fund - stop being so selfish and allow people embrace it. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.05.25 08:56:00 -
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I urge you to try this service for yourself then Ms. Norn - at least give me the chance to prove you wrong. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.05.25 09:57:00 -
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Elizabeth Norn wrote:Governor McMorris wrote:I urge you to try this service for yourself then Ms. Norn - at least give me the chance to prove you wrong. Prove me wrong by providing some evidence, answering some questions or just being honest, rather than continuing to beg for money.
The burden of proof always rests on the prosecution. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.05.25 10:16:00 -
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I don't need to.
This is a genuine community service that most people are having absolutely no issues with.
Please take your selfishness elsewhere.
Thanks. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.05.25 15:34:00 -
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The Bannerman wrote:Despite 2 weeks not even passed yet, McMorris let me withdraw my deposit WITH interest.
Honestly, this is seems like a good place to put your money guys. I'll be aiming for the premium bond once I've spent some more time grinding FW.
I'm glad you've had a good experience thus far.
And to everybody else, why not jump on board? The revolution has begun, and you're just going to get left behind. |
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.05.25 16:30:00 -
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Good to hear more success stories. There's never been a better time to invest in EVE's most ethical community fund! |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.05.25 16:34:00 -
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Samroski wrote:I pledge 20b
Join the channel "Mutual Investment" in game and I'm sure we can work our satisfactory package. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.05.25 17:12:00 -
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We didn't fail the audit, the auditor failed us. We'll be searching for a new neutral party to present evidence to the EVE community. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.05.25 17:49:00 -
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The endless slander, for what cause? Just scroll up, this is a genuine community fund that dozens of people are benefiting from. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.27 14:40:00 -
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Thanks for your input Scooter McCabe.
While we understand some of the fears you guys have due to the history of banks in EVE, McMorris Inc and Associates will continue to offer their services regardless of false and baseless allegations. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.28 16:49:00 -
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The McMorris Mutual Investment Fund: Financial Update
Total capital held (as of 28/05/2014): 26,400,000,000 Withdrawals over last 7 days: 300,000,000 ISK. Total number of investments made over last 7 days: 32 Total number of loans issued over last 7 days: 2
Projects for next week: - 27 billion ISK in total held capital. - First major withdrawals will be seen, as only unofficial withdrawals were made over the last 7 days since the bi-weekly period was not complete.
Despite initial scepticism, the fund is chugging along nicely and we hope to see many more investors get on board. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.28 17:21:00 -
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[quote=Nedly Stark]Quote:Projects for next week: What is the difference between official and unofficial withdrawals?
Good question, sorry for not explaining this earlier.
As you'll notice, the website and thread state that withdrawals can be made bi-weekly. Obviously, this was the first week the fund had been in operation - so no withdrawals should have technically been made that week. However, due to the accusations being made by a minority of users on this thread, many people felt quite insecure about their investments - so I allowed withdrawals to be made on request. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.28 19:47:00 -
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Nedly Stark wrote:Just so we're on the same page here, when you say website, is this the same website that you used for your isk doubling services previously pointed out by detective Norn?
I really don't understand this accusations or where they're coming from. Let's focus on some more positive (and actually REAL) news.
McMorris V2 has launched!
New features? - Completely redesigned investment dashboard. - Newly added FAQ that addresses popular concerns. - Streamlined registration system. - Increased flexibility with investments (custom investments now accepted).
Found any bugs with V2? Send me a mail in game. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.29 17:48:00 -
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Sobad Ateve wrote:I am not a rich player. I don't make enough ISK in game to pay for my account, so I have to pay real money. This bank offers to pay a 20% monthly return. I am thinking if I buy 5 plex, sell them for ISK, and invest it all here then I should get enough back each month to pay for a plex, which I could use to pay for my account. Or to allow for future increase in plex price, and months with more than 30 days, and to have some extra spending ISK each month, maybe I could do it with 6 - 8 plex. It would be a lot of money for me to pay up front, but it should cover my account costs forever.
The problem is that it just sounds too good to be true. Am I being too skeptical?
The interest rate being offered my bank is pretty standard when compared to previous institutions, and the techniques in which we employ to deliver these interest rates are clearly explained on our website.
The idea is, you forfeit your access to your ISK for a short period of time - and give us permission to reinvest your ISK in our own profit-making enterprises (which rely on investments to become more profitable). Therefore, your investment allows us to make money and therefore we can return that money to you (plus your initial investment) with the added interest.
I'd be happy to walk you through the financial specifics of our operation if you contact me in game or hop into the "McMorris Corner" channel. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.29 18:42:00 -
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Grendell wrote:Governor McMorris wrote: The interest rate being offered my bank is pretty standard when compared to previous institutions.
They actually are not standard when compared to previous institutions, they are higher. The only ones that these rates compare to are the institutions that scammed.
Well, that's up for debate. The point, we're using the same tried and tested methods thousands of others have used before us. |
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.29 18:56:00 -
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Grendell wrote:Governor McMorris wrote:Grendell wrote:Governor McMorris wrote: The interest rate being offered my bank is pretty standard when compared to previous institutions.
They actually are not standard when compared to previous institutions, they are higher. The only ones that these rates compare to are the institutions that scammed. Well, that's up for debate. The point, we're using the same tried and tested methods thousands of others have used before us. It's actually fact, you can eve-search all the figures from all the other "institutions". Those same tired and tested methods all lead to the same conclusion, failure or scam. That's what I'm trying to point out.
Well, our new investment model, mutual directorate structure and employment of new trading/manufacturing processes would all point towards us being able to support these higher returns on investments. And by doing so, we can bring in more capital that can then be reinvested to produce even more profit for our investors. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.29 19:15:00 -
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Sorry, completely my fault, I should have explained things a bit better.
We're using tried and tested methods, but we've made the whole thing both bigger and better. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.29 19:43:00 -
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I don't understand why you guys are being so ignorant.
This is not a scam, therefore I will not be biomassing myself or doing anything silly like that. This is a genuine community project that is here to stay, that will undergo continual improvements over time and one that will not be driven down by the mindless sceptics.
Again, if you still don't believe me - join the channel "McMorris Corner" and I will be happy to run over the specifics. |
Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.29 20:56:00 -
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Grendell wrote:Governor McMorris wrote:Sorry, completely my fault, I should have explained things a bit better.
We're using tried and tested methods, but we've made the whole thing both bigger and better. Could you elaborate on how you made things better?
Certainly. - We invest at minimal profit to ourselves (1 or 2 percent). - We invest uses insider information on upcoming market shifts. - We invest efficiently using a streamlined web platform. - We invest in specific corps/manufacturing startups that can offer us good rates.
This is just one element of our ovearching ethical and sustainable investment strategy. I'm happy to discuss details in our channel.
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.30 08:26:00 -
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Grendell wrote:Koniforous wrote:Not that I care, but since you've tried to show us that you're open to neutral party audits, would you agree to a quick audit performed by Grendell if he is so willing. I'm sure we can all agree he, of all of us, is a great neutral party. Since you're a trillionaire, if he charges a small fee I'm sure it would be incomparable to other expenditures you experience, and would be more than worth it considering it would clear up a lot of issues for us. I'd have to pass honestly, I never liked doing audits, I just did them when they were absolutely necessary. They take up a lot of time to do properly.
That's a shame, I think a full and impartial audit carried out by a reputable player such as yourself would be able to put all of these concerns to rest. If you change your mind, you know where to find me.
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.30 09:50:00 -
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I'm not going to submit an EVE-board because the interpretations of such data will provoke bias conclusions. I'd rather an impartial auditor completed the entire thing and offered his own impartial conclusions.
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.30 14:45:00 -
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Rhivre wrote:Governor McMorris wrote:I'm not going to submit an EVE-board because the interpretations of such data will provoke bias conclusions. I'd rather an impartial auditor completed the entire thing and offered his own impartial conclusions. Data is data...Data does not have partiality :) How would you verify the non-bias of an auditor?
It's the interpretations that worry me.
The community will verify the bias. ie. everybody knows Chribba is not bias, or other well respected third parties.
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.30 19:38:00 -
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Bridgette d'Iberville wrote:@OP: Please stop changing the title to the thread. It's hard enough to find gold like this on the Boards as it is!
Sorry, the title has only been change once to reflect the complete redesign of the McMorris Inc investment platform.
Just so everybody is aware, the bank is chugging a long nicely with more and more investors signing on each day - the streamlined registration process and increased flexibility is definitely proving a hit with the EVE community.
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.05.31 20:05:00 -
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Nedly Stark wrote:Governor McMorris wrote:Bridgette d'Iberville wrote:@OP: Please stop changing the title to the thread. It's hard enough to find gold like this on the Boards as it is! Sorry, the title has only been change once to reflect the complete redesign of the McMorris Inc investment platform. Just so everybody is aware, the bank is chugging a long nicely with more and more investors signing on each day - the streamlined registration process and increased flexibility is definitely proving a hit with the EVE community. Creating more alts as clients doesn't count.
Again, where's the evidence?
I'm here, putting hours and hours of my time into helping other people make money, and there's people like you who're tirelessly trying to slander a genuine community service.
Nedly, I urge you to put your money where your mouth is - make an investment, and if you regret it - put the evidence here for everybody else to see.
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.06.03 18:44:00 -
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Exciting times for the bank. Here's this week's financial update.
Deposits made: 18 Withdrawals requested: 82 Withdrawals issued: 82 Net capital growth: +9.2 billion ISK
CEO's message: I'd just like to congratulate all of our investors, employees and associates for this absolutely mindblowing week. We've managed to grow our capital by over 9 billion ISK - a phenomenal addition to our already thriving bank. In the coming weeks, we're going to be reinvesting this capital in some budding new manufacturing operations in the run-up to the much anticipated Crius patch. I'd also like to thank all of our developers and programmers who continue to make fantastic updates to our cutting edge investments platform.
** Total capital held is the total balance of the corporation wallet and does not include the value of any loans or investments issued. In the next update, we hope to be able to give you more accurate numbers in terms of loans and investees. Thanks!
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.06.04 17:43:00 -
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lanyaie wrote:You look like my great grandfather, I like you. We should do business sometime.
The best way to do business with me is make an investment.
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.06.04 18:37:00 -
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Waverunner Grooly wrote:Will you always be able to promise the 20% interest?
Yup, 20% interest is guaranteed for the next 6 months at least. We'll be conducting a review around that point, but you'll obviously be given plenty of notice prior to any big changes to our investment structure.
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.06.04 18:55:00 -
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Waverunner Grooly wrote:Governor McMorris wrote:Waverunner Grooly wrote:Will you always be able to promise the 20% interest? Yup, 20% interest is guaranteed for the next 6 months at least. We'll be conducting a review around that point, but you'll obviously be given plenty of notice prior to any big changes to our investment structure. Sounds cool, reminds me of a mutual trust fund. Love the business model. I'll think about it. What's the minimum investment? I have around a couple billion atm, looking to capitalize on that. If minimum investment isn't above 200 million ISK i'll think about it.
50 million ISK is the minimum investment, although the return (in real terms) is quite low. 150m+ is the recommended starting point.
Good luck!
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.06.04 19:02:00 -
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Waverunner Grooly wrote:Governor McMorris wrote:Waverunner Grooly wrote:Governor McMorris wrote:Waverunner Grooly wrote:Will you always be able to promise the 20% interest? Yup, 20% interest is guaranteed for the next 6 months at least. We'll be conducting a review around that point, but you'll obviously be given plenty of notice prior to any big changes to our investment structure. Sounds cool, reminds me of a mutual trust fund. Love the business model. I'll think about it. What's the minimum investment? I have around a couple billion atm, looking to capitalize on that. If minimum investment isn't above 200 million ISK i'll think about it. 75 million ISK is the minimum investment, although the return (in real terms) is quite low. 150m+ is the recommended starting point. Good luck! Good thing I checked in first, you'll probably want to update your website in that case. http://www.mcmorris.me/invest.phpsays 50 million ISK minimum investment. http://i.imgur.com/EM25Q4j.pngI'll contact you in-game if that's okay about business opportunities.
I stand corrected. The website's right - I'm remembering numbers from a while back.
Look forward to hearing from you.
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.06.04 19:50:00 -
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This is getting quite concerning now. You're just accusing innocent people making very legitimate enquiries about the bank of being my 'alts' - it's a really negative and disruptive tactic that helps nobody.
Instead, I encourage you to put your complaints here in a calm and constructive manner. Hopefully we can deal with them as they come.
Thanks again for your continued support!
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:54:00 -
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Far Wanderer wrote:So now he's paying people to say nice things?
Better note that on the expense report.
In essence, paying people is the very concept of this bank.
Would you rather I took all of their investments, and then they said nice things?
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.06.06 17:33:00 -
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The McMorris Investment bank will be closing and all investments returned to investors. Thanks for the great journey everybody!
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.06.06 19:00:00 -
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Isaac Schwartz wrote:Isaac Schwartz wrote:McMorris, I quote your website: Quote:How do I know this isn't a scam? Ultimately, this is a bank backed by a board of 12+ respected individuals with a long history in the EVE trading community. So as "EVE's most ethical and transparent business mogul." I invite you to introduce us to these "respected" individuals which I'm sure we all know very well and they most certainly are not your 12 day old alts from your 4 active accounts. So just to confirm McMorris, you are ignoring my question?
I'm arranging for that list to be published in a few days time. Thanks for raising this matter with me.
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.06.08 09:56:00 -
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Let me guess, Arronicus is my alt too?
There are lots of bitter MD veterans here who are always quite sceptical about new projects, however it's now clear that the evidence speaks for itself. Dozens of different people have provided testimonies in favour of the bank, and not a single person has even claimed to have been 'scammed' by the bank.
This is a genuine community service and it's time for you all to embrace it - rather than get left behind.
Thanks for all of your continued support.
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Governor McMorris
McMorris Inc. McMorris and Associates
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Posted - 2014.06.08 13:12:00 -
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Awkward Sanchez wrote:My god McMorris, you have truly made a mess of things. not sure if I am impressed by your persistence or just kinda saddened by it. coming from me that is a big thing...
Coming from Awkward Sanchez, that means a lot. Thanks!
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Governor McMorris
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.06.08 17:16:00 -
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As as a result of the persistence of my enemies and their unwarranted accusations, this bank has been forced into liquidation. All investments have been returned to investors and remaining interest has been credited, however the bank will no longer be accepting deposits. It's been a good ride everybody - maybe we can do it again sometime?
I kindly ask the ISD to close to this thread.
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